Night 1
Laura and I left Puerto Vallarta relatively early. It was another clear sky day but the sun’s intensity was no real challenge for the short 35km ride to el pueblo of Las Palmas. Just as the sun hit high noon, we had put the bikes to rest in the shade and began to prepare to eat our simple lunch of black bean soup with tortillas. After lunch we took off to the town plaza through cobblestone rock streets that rattled the bikes’ fenders. Here we made a few portraits and met an elderly man Roberto, who had previously worked in Alaska as a fisherman. We spent a great part of our time there under the shade of a tree till we set out to find our place for the night.
Taking into account the advice of some locals, we headed to the dry river bed of a small creek that ran along the town. It was here that we swam and cooked dinner as a nomadic cyclist couple for the first time. With Laura’s incredible mental glossary of recipes to pull from, we prepared a Mexican-Alaskan pasta with Poblano peppers for dinner. The bits of smoked salmon that my mom sent along with Laura complemented the Poblano chiles to create a perfect blend of smokey pasta cooked over an open fire.
That night we slept with the moons light coming through the tent screen wall I knew that this mini tour to Guadlajara would be a good challenge for us as a couple.
Night 2
It was a gruelling 5-hour climb to the town of Estancia. I knew when I was planning our course that this would be the toughest day of our trip. Little did I know how absurd the climbing would be. It didn´t help that we also got behind and started our morning off later than planned. Just like any other couple, we bickered at one another as to how we each played a role in the sun’s rays beating against us as we began our ascent. Yet it was Laura’s strength and constant push that helped me keep a decent pace so as not find ourselves riding at the hottest hours of the day.
I remember watching Laura take off up the hill after another sunblock break and thought, ¨That is the kind of woman I want with me in life.¨ All in all we climbed nearly 3k feet that day to arrive in the town of Estancia where we simply collapsed on the sidewalk under the shade of a tree next to a tienda. We ate the leftovers from the previous night’s pasta and shared a massive orange and coconut water. Food had never tasted so amazing, as Laura experienced first hand how constant exercise and being deprived of food makes any tiny morsel of food an incredible delicacy. As if climbing for 5 hours in the hot sun wasn’t enough, Laura and I began to see the toll the tiny little bugs had taken on our legs and ankles from our river bed camping spot.
With my ankles swollen from the barrage of these tiny little bites, I looked over at Laura’s legs to see the back of her thighs dotted with the same red sores. That night we went in and out of sleep as we tried to ignore the symphony of sounds at the town plaza with kids’ laughter, cell phones blaring a mix of American and Mexican music and stray dogs barking. I was beginning to understand how much Laura has to put up with chaffing, bug bites and little sleep.
Night 3
Not wanting to make the same mistake twice of sleeping in, Laura and I woke up at 5:30AM with dark sky and a few stars still visible. The sun’s rays had just begun to seperate the mountain range ahead of us as we started our little MSR stove to make coffee and oatmeal. By 7AM we were packed and ready to go with only one problem. The public bathroom we were counting had been locked at some point in the night. Without hesitation we took off to get out of town, shortly thereafter (and I mean shortly!) we stopped to take care of our business. This isn´t necessarily one of the qualities I would have listed in a potential partner, but I do greatly admire how Laura puts to rest the stereotype that it´s harder and therefore takes longer for women to use the great outdoors bathroom. We climbed till nearly 11AM at a much faster rate and with good conversation, which is key for making time go by. As we started our descent from the top at just over 6k feet I had a constant loop of fear in my mind for Laura. My fear disappeared after watching her descend on the next big downhill, as I witnessed the same dexterity and control as when she invited me to go mountain biking back in Alaska. The remaining 12km or so to the town of Mascota were an easy flat straight course that we completed within half an hour as Laura pointed out the many odd mis-spellings on the signs along the highway.
Arriving in Mascota I finally understood how serious Laura´s chaffing had become. It was no slightly red sore chaffing like I had experienced in the Northwest. Instead it was two swollen red sores with a blister on each cheek the size of a jolly rancher candy and a surounding area that looked like road rash. With my swollen ankles and Laura’s chaffed bottom we decided to stay an extra day in Mascota so as to give our bodies a break in order to heal somewhat. After telling our story of how we came to arrive by bikes to the very curious town people of Mascota, we set out to find the lake “just 3km” out of town. Unfortunately, we took on these last few climbing kilometers fully loaded with food and water with the intense evening sun ruthlessly coming down on us. I remeber how frustrated Laura was as she climbed with a full 10L water bladder up the dirt road after an approaching vehicle honked at us to get to one side.
Bathing at the lake with the sun’s heat diminishing into the evening was a real treat after the hot dusty climb. That night we had another amazing dinner with fresh cuts of beef thigh from the plaza butcher in our tortilla soup. It was also another typical night in the sense that as soon as we arrived, the two restaurants below were blaring Norteños. By 10PM Laura, feeling sore, bitten and chaffed, had had enough. We walked together hand-in-hand to ask the restuant patrons when the music would end. Slightly mocking us, an employee responded that it might not ever end. Defeated by the group of inconsiderate restaurant workers and friends who were fairly well intoxicated, we returned to our humble little tent on the hill to try to catch some sleep.
Night 4
After washing our laundry by hand and setting it out to dry, we decided not to test our luck on another potential sleepless night.
Heading back towards Mascota, we planned our night of rest to be at the river that was just out of town. After arriving, Laura stayed to set up base camp as I took off into town to pick up some breakfast food and snacks for the next few days on the road. When I returned, Laura was in her brazillian bikini playing in the river with two local kids, Sergio and Cristian. The two were brothers, ¨Chayoteros,¨ as they called themselves after the vegetable their family grew. They had become fond of Laura as she taught them all about our tent and stove. Laura and I swam in the fairly still river, jumping off rocks and playing with the kids.
After our swim, the two brothers followed us back to camp where again they fired off a number of questions about our stove, tent and cameras. Watching Laura go into teacher mode has to be one of my favorite parts about her. She is as playful as she is serious. Feeling refreshed from our river swim we slept better, but still the Norteños played somewhere in the distance from the trunk of another decked out ride.
Night 5
Didn´t happen as planned. We did make our goal of riding to Anteguillo 45km away after what was a fairly challenging day of continuous climbing, but not the treturous climbing of day two. Once again, we started off a bit later than expected, beginning our day with a much longer, steeper climb than anticipated. Soon thereafter we found ourselves once again racing to get out of the sun’s heat rays in the noonish hours. By 1:30PM we had pushed long enough and decided to eat a respectable lunch because we had been snacking on what was supposed to be our lunch for the day. We found shelter at the top of the hill just as the descent into another valley was within sight. The day’s special was cow heart in an amazing sauce served with beans and hand-made tortillas. Lunch was served with two lukewarm glasses of Coca-Cola as we once again devoured food just as soon as it had been put in front of us. The lady whose house it was came over twice to refill our tortilla pile and would as usual tell the mangy looking husky dog that was under the table across to shew away. After finishing lunch, Laura was feeling sleepy and asked me if I would help her set up a place to sleep. Looking around at the dirty couches covered in dust from the road, I thought it would be wise to place my Z-rest mattress atop as a barrier from the filth and potential fleas. I stood up, walked over and began to shake out my dry bag’s contents to get out the mattress when I felt a quick, short sting in my left calf. Looking back, I saw two puncture holes and the mangy husky dog behind me.

Two days after the incident we had finally found out that the Secretary of Health was the only place to recieve the vaccine.
Rabies Scare
After cleaning the wounds with the aid of the woman and her husband, it was discovered that the dog had not been vaccinated. Furthermore, the dog had previously bitten another woman and showed evidence of wounds around its neck from what may have been a previous attack. The wounds around the dog’s neck and the knowledge that coyotes existed in the area gave me a strong indication that the dog was likely to have been exposed to rabies through some sort of attack. Not wanting to take my chances on being wrong, we darted off down the hill to complete the remaining 15km to arrive in the town of Anteguillo. It was just as we began to descend that I felt with absolute certainty that no matter what happened by the end of that day, I was going to propose to Laura. I don´t know if was a state of fear for my life or the simple sense of urgency with the complication at hand, but I knew for certain that this change in events would be the proof that I needed to know that Laura was to be the partner I would share my life with.
Broken Systems
The three hour bus ride to Guadalajara from Anteguillo went by slowly. I passed the time reading a New Yorker article about Los Tigres del Norte, a popular music group known for their lengthy performances of the classic norteño music. My first introduction to this group was through Laura who gifted me one of their emotional songs about the mixed blessings of being an undocumented worker in the United States. whose simple melodies and clear story telling have begun to captivate me. As we approached Guadalajara, the freeways and constant traffic of a city of 7 million was overwhelming. I was glad we had arrived by bus. With the bus parked at the station, I hustled to unload the gear from below as Laura discussed the logistics of how to get to the hospital with a few people who were also onboard. The plan was to find the nearest hotel to drop off the gear and head out to the major hospital downtown. With the bikes packed, fenders rubbing and squeeling brake pads from the mis alignment after being squished under the bus for storage, we peddaled to the first respectable-looking hotel across from the station.
Once inside the hotel bedroom, we were in and out like a pit crew with a few snacks packed and a fresh change of cloths. Our arrival at the hospital was no real assurance with the entire building surounded by a green fence. After finding the entrance we were told that I could not be attended there because I had to be a Mexican citizen. We were pointed towards another hospital in the area that served all people, including the un-insured.
The New Civilian Hospital, as it was known, was no help either because they had no vaccines on hand. With a referal phone number on a scrap of paper for the Green Cross who handles all toxology-related cases, we set out to find a public phone. After a few mis-dials I was able to reach the Green Cross, only to learn out they too did not have the vaccine on hand. Furious at this point, I asked where I should go, since the two previous hospitals had nothing. They gave me the phone number for the Red Cross, which ended up being incorrect. All the while I was dialing, Laura was thumbing through the phone book jotting down phone numbers for medical that I might also try. After a fury of dialing the Red Cross and a few other private hospitals, the answer was unanimous: nowhere in Guadalajara existed the anti-rabies vaccine. Even the 911 equivalent had no other resources as to where to find it.
Fleas in my bed
Defeated and frustrated, we caught the last bus that brought us partially back to our hotel. Walking the remaining distance hand-in-hand with Laura, I was thankful that I was in a major city with my partner who had been at my side supporting me all along. Now back at the hotel, we joked about how we would finally get a good nights rest and be able to start our second day of hunting for the vaccine. After taking a brisk shower together, Laura insisted she was being bit by something that she could not see. Not believing her, I asked her to show me some sort of evidence of the creature responsible for her bites. After I took the tiny black speck into the bathroom to study it under better light, it appeared not to move. Using my thumb nails to squish the black speck, I felt its tiny exoskeleton frame finally squish under a great amount of preassure. Once again, there I was repacking and prepping the bikes as Laura delt with getting her money back and lining up the logistics of how we would get to Arqui’s house clear across town. Its because of Arqui, our mutual friend back in Alaska who grew up in Guadalajara, that we would finally have some sort of respectable nights sleep.
Cramming
Enrique, Arqui’s good friend, pulled up outside the hotel with a tiny 4-door sedan. After a quick introduction and a brief joke about how our day has been, we began the meticulous, free hand process of trying to fit two bikes with gear and three people into the same car. With few modifications to Enrique’s after-market sound system, and rear passenger’s window half-way down, we were on our way through the now quiet streets of Guadalajara. After driving clear across town to the Southeast industrial side, we pulled up to the house on a dirt road with no name. Enrique got to wake-up Moises, Arqui’s youngest brother, who was dressed in his white bathrobe and slippers. With a little team work and the quick use of a multi-tool, we had all the gear and bikes out of the car and upstairs where Laura and I would stay.
Proposal
After the good nights and thank yous were said, we were left alone in silence after what had felt like a never ending barrage of tasks needing attention through the course of our long day. It was there, outside on the porch in the moonlight as we helped to undress one another so as not to contaminate our new home with fleas that I remembered the ring I had made for Laura. I went inside and grabbed the ring, returning quickly to kiss a now fully-naked Laura in the moonlight. Fumbling my words, I thanked Laura for her strength and told her how much I admired her ability to put up with the inconveniences and yet still stay optimistic throughout the day. It was then that I dropped down to my knees with the ring in my right hand and slipped it onto Laura’s finger. With tears in my eyes and my voice shaky from emotion I asked Laura if she would marry me. After an emotional yes, we kissed and embraced as we prepared for bed with not a single Norteño to be heard.











Oki is grateful
Lessons from the rain
Gratitude
In return
Closing thoughts
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